Total Medals Earned: 3,660 (From 535 different games.) Total Medal Score: 62,425 Points
Medals Earned: 2/11 (30/285 points)
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.
Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.
Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.
Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.
Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.
Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.
Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.
Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.
Kill at least five submarines in a single game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/14 (90/260 points)
killed by spearmen
killed by an explosion
drop from 5 meters height
finish all levels
kill 30 chickens
kill 15 civilians
kill 20 spearmen
destroy 10 catapults
destroy 10 balloons
kill 15 wizards
survive 5 minutes in Survival Mode
survive 15 minutes in Survival Mode
bounce back 25 projectiles
kiss 25 girls
Medals Earned: 8/8 (110/110 points)
Shoot those censor boxes!
Tasty.
Find that secret block...
Not even invincible Mario can escape SOPA.
If only killing SOPA was that easy...
Medals Earned: 17/17 (525/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/120 points)
Finish world 1
Finish world 2
Finish world 3
Finish world 4
Beat the final boss
Collect all the coins and unlock the secret ending
Medals Earned: 3/3 (75/75 points)
Receive the gem
Find all five rats
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 9/9 (90/90 points)
Talk to your brother.
Try to enter the house.
Get the axe.
Pull the switch.
Visit my world wide website.
Talk to the suspicious caravan.
Burn down all the houses.
Cut down all of the trees.
That was a weird game.
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/465 points)
Complete Adventurer's Training and go forth into Talesworth
Send an enemy hurtling down a pit
Obtain the Ivory Tooth artifact from the Mountains
Complete 4 forest rooms with a Gold score
Complete 4 mountain rooms with a Gold score
Complete a room with less tools than Gold requires
Collect 17 gems
Obtain the Diamond artifact from the Caves
Obtain the Ebon Horn artifact from the Forest
Complete 4 cave rooms with a Gold score
Complete all the Bonus Rooms
Complete all the forest rooms with a Gold score
Collect all 34 gems
Complete all the cave rooms with a Gold score
Complete all the mountain rooms with a Gold score
Destroy Boneyard, make Questy rich, and save Talesworth!
Complete 4 catacomb rooms with a Gold score
Complete all the catacomb rooms with a Gold score
Medals Earned: 8/8 (180/180 points)
Solve every medium (teal) room
Solve every easy (blue) room
Solve every challenging (red) room
Solve every hard (purple) room
Solve every bonus (green) room
Collect all 25 gems located throughout the castle
Slay the Talesworth Dragon and obtain his hoard
Complete the game using 5 or less Resets
Medals Earned: 2/3 (20/70 points)
You know I'm a sucker for Back To The Future references!
Fire the cannon five times without missing
Reach 42195m