Total Medals Earned: 3,657 (From 534 different games.) Total Medal Score: 62,350 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
Check the Credits Page!
Finish the Tadpole stage!
Clear the Lizard stage!
Clear the Dinosaur stage!
Clear the game!
Medals Earned: 16/20 (365/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Blow up a jeep
Play over an hour
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/310 points)
win the first stage
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kill first boss
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kill second boss
kill third boss
kill fourth boss
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (80/280 points)
Clear a level after dying five times in it.
Collect all hidden secrets
Climb to the top of the tower
Complete the game with no deaths
Achieve a Speedrun Mode time under three minutes
Medals Earned: 8/9 (250/300 points)
Start a new game
Play through one game day
View the game's credits
Sell a good for §6
Make a trade for goods worth §10 or more
Trade for a ship part
Survive a full game week
Escape the station and win the game
At day start, have a completely full cargo hold
Medals Earned: 18/30 (225/500 points)
Destroy 100 enemies.
Upgrade your ship to have 10 HP.
Upgrade your ship 10 times.
Achieve 50 points of reputation.
Complete 5 missions.
Enter the Nyx Conglomeration and the Terminus Cloud.
Upgrade your ship to have 25 HP.
Achieve 100 points of reputation.
Complete 20 missions.
Destroy 500 enemies.
Upgrade your ship 20 times.
Destroy the fleet threatening the Porus Mining Quadrate.
Destroy 1000 enemies.
Mine 30 ore.
Mine 100 ore.
Mine 250 ore.
Achieve 250 points of reputation.
Complete 50 missions.
Upgrade your ship 30 times.
Upgrade your ship to have 50 HP.
Medals Earned: 3/18 (110/500 points)
Beat the game with Polly
Beat the game without using the secret.
Get all of Dracula's artifacts by buying them.
Rest before you need to.
Reject the final offer (Polly)
Beat the game with Emmy
Beat the game with Beth.
Get a girl mad at you.
Bought the brick.
Beat the game with maximum (100) Piety.
Beat the game with maximum (100) respect.
Beat the game with maximum (100) charm.
Beat the game with all girls. (multiple playthroughs)
Get all of Dracula's artifacts by digging.
Revealed all 3 girl's secrets in one playthrough.
Medals Earned: 10/10 (225/225 points)
Burn 2,000 calories
Burn 500 calories
Burn 1,000 calories
Burn 5,000 calories
Burn 10,000 calories
Burn 15,000 Calories
Burn 25,000 Calories
Burn 40,000 Calories
Burn 50,000 calories
Burn 75,000 calories
Medals Earned: 9/9 (335/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Round up the troops.
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 4/5 (25/50 points)
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Beat the game with a score of under 500.
Beat the game on the first difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the second difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the last difficulty setting.